Month: June 2011
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Pregnancy Survival Guide: His and Hers
Today I found out that some friends *we will call them M and J* are expecting their first critter baby in January. As I stood there looking at the excitement and horror on M’s face I couldn’t control myself and blurted out, “I see my birth control blog didn’t work for you.” And I said…
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Miya’s: A Sushi Orgasm
Before meeting me BF had never had sushi. Tragic, I know. So being the good girlfriend that I am, I made sure to introduce him to it as soon as humanly possible. It took about a month. We had a night without smallish people and headed down to the local Japanese dining establishment. Don’t get…
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Mute Button
I love my minions, I really really do. There isn’t a thing I wouldn’t do for them or a day that goes by where I don’t feel absolutely blessed to have them in my life. They are my life, and they make me smile every day. Sometimes I look at them and see how perfect they are.…
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Face to Face
As many of you know BF and I don’t get an awful lot of alone time. He works midnights and I go to school all day. He needs his alone time and I need mine. Then you add 4 kids coming and going all the time. Let’s just say things are bit crazy at best.…
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There’s No Wrestling During Nap Time
At 8pm every night my little devil angel children are tucked into bed for the night. Then starts the 30 minutes of continuous crying for more kisses, trips to the bathroom (a 4 year old boy can pee up to 6 times in 30 minutes, and actually PEE), and sips of water. Between each kiss I…
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Lap Dance Coupons
Here I am, a single mom of 2, going to school full time, and ‘working’ not on the street corner smart ass part time on a serious budget. You would think that with all that I would be a serious coupon shopper. Well, you thought wrong. Here’s the deal, I’m kinda picky about what kind of…
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Stop Being Anal in the Bathroom
There is a lady who works at the college I attend who frequents the same bathroom I do. Every time we are in there at the same time I have to listen to her entire routine. It goes a little something like this: Wipes off toilet seat with toilet paper, flushes said toilet paper. Lays…
Mommy Undressed 