Mommy Undressed

Month: August 2011

  • Playing naked in Irene

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    You may or may not know this but the east coast just got spanked by a bitch named Irene. She tore through coastal town after coastal town, and quite a few not so coastal towns, ensuring that half a million women were unable to blow dry their hair this morning. So yes, there are now…

  • Brandi’s “Gold-Digger” Birthday Wish List

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    My birthday is in two days. Yes, you may cheer. I did. And now I suddenly find myself single just in time to be able to get nothing from any sort of significant other. This may be a good thing. I hate having present expectations and then being disappointed. This series of unfortunate events made me…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • Love Lost Is Never Forgotten

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    I found love last year. True love. And it was beautiful. And now its over. All those feelings, all those emotions, all those words…gone. Now they are all nothing but a memory. This mommy now finds herself treading water and looking over the horizon for dry land. I don’t know if my love will return…

  • T-Minus One Week

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    My 32nd birthday is a week from today. That’s right, I’m going to be 32, and I’m not ashamed to say it! I love my 30’s. I’ve never felt sexier and more alive. I feel as if I live an entire lifetime each year. I keep learning new things about the world around me and…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • Ten Things

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    I’m totally not good at blogging under pressure. It makes me vomit a little in my mouth to tell you the truth. But when @VivInterrupted tagged me in a post and threw down the gauntlet to tell everyone 10 things about me that maybe most people don’t know, I picked it up and gladly excepted…

  • The Reset Button

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    The Reset Button All of the electronics in your house have one. Most cars have one. And believe it or not, you have one too. And when someone presses it, you feel AMAZING! It’s like you have a new leash on the madness going on around you. It’s better than coffee damn it! It’s what…

  • An Affair To Remember

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    Your smell lingers in the air like the scent of heaven after you leave the room. I long for the warmth of your touch and your strong embrace. When I finally see you its as if you never left. I close my eyes and feel you on my lips. Taste you on my tongue. And…