Month: December 2011
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Childbirth Survival Guide: His and Hers
I have 2 friends expected to give birth quite early in the New Year so I feel that I have to follow up my Pregnancy Survival Guide . Those of you who have been through it know, it sucks. Honestly, even those ‘in touch with themselves’ hippy types (referring to myself) will tell you that…
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Good Things To Come
Yet another year is coming to an end. I wish I could sit here and reflect back with deep insight on everything that has happened and everything I want to accomplish next year…but as you all know, that’s not really my cup of tea unless I’ve just been heart broken and left for dead. Instead…
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Dear Santa……
Dear Santa, I know its been a while since I wrote you a Christmas wish list, but I figured that because its been so long you’re more likely to give me at least one thing off my list….please??? If I can get just one of these I promise to sing you ‘Santa Baby’ by the…
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My New Resume
Well, I’m doing it again, I’m graduating from college. Now don’t get too excited and start congratulating me for being so awesome doing this whole college thing while training my minions to take over a small country preferably Luxemburgm so I have easy access to larger countries such as France. It’s another Associates degree for…
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First Kiss
I don’t believe anyone who tells me that thier first kiss ever was magical or first time having sex for that matter. I just don’t think it exsists much like men who go Jarod. So if you tell me you had the perfect ‘first kiss’ I’m going to assume you are also a chronic lier.…
Mommy Undressed 