Mommy Undressed

Month: April 2012

  • Little Golden Arches

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    Brandi
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    Penis envy. It’s something us women know all to well. You men have it so easy with the exception of random hard ons being able to stand up and pee. You can pretty much whip it out and pee where ever you damn well please. From trees, to the backs of buildings, to side alleys.…

  • This 9 to 5 Shit is for the Birds!

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    Brandi
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    I really thought having a 9 to 5 was going to be a lot different. I thought that finally I would be able to get my feet back on the ground and start being that mom my kids deserve. I thought that magically everything would fall into place. Boy was I wrong! (You have to…

  • The Truth Is……

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    Brandi
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    The truth is, I don’t like folding all this laundry. The truth is, I don’t like cleaning my house to  someone else’s ‘standards’. The truth is, I don’t like doing the dishes after every meal. The truth is, I hate owning things that are brand new. The truth is, I miss how I was 6…