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Category: Poop

  • Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

    Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

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    Brandi
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    “Pheobe, did you know you have a hole in your butt?” “Yeah, duh. Everyone has a hole in their butt, even cats.” “But did you know that’s where your butt penis is?” “Um…I don’t have a butt penis.” “I’m totally joking, it’s where your poop comes out.” I have nothing else I can add to…

  • Turd Burglar

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    Turd Burglar. Go ahead, laugh. You know you want to. There is something about that phrase that, even as adults, we can’t help but laugh. No matter what definition you use, it’s funny. Even if you don’t know what it means, you laugh. Maybe it sounds funny. Maybe it brings out the 12 year old in…

  • It’s a bird, its a plane, its a…..duck poop?

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    Brandi
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    I admit it, I have very unique children as many of you have probably already noticed. With a mommy who finds patchouli sexy and names evrything most things, you really can’t be surprised don’t judge me. So when Pheobe started saying that she poops flowers I didn’t question her. I simply smiled at her as…