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  • Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

    Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

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    “Pheobe, did you know you have a hole in your butt?” “Yeah, duh. Everyone has a hole in their butt, even cats.” “But did you know that’s where your butt penis is?” “Um…I don’t have a butt penis.” “I’m totally joking, it’s where your poop comes out.” I have nothing else I can add to…

  • Cock Swabs and Steamy Penis Creatures

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    I thought raising a penis person would be easy. I mean seriously, what’s there to know? Yes, there’s that whole spontaneous erection thing and wet dreams, but I didn’t think it would be much more than that. Now men, before you get your boxers in a bunch, I want to start off by saying women…