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  • Telework Chronicles 2020

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    Today was day one of teleworking for me and virtual classroom for the kids. We had a few hiccups, the teenager somehow missed “missed” math class, and the tween forgot half his stuff when he went to his mother’s. However, I would consider today an overall success. People on the internets have been joking around…

  • Back to School and Shitty Shoes

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    I’m not sure what it is about new shoes that gets kids so excited. You buy them clothes and they shrug it off as they mumble something about “more new clothes, yuck.” You buy them new shoes and it’s like you just brought home rocket boosters. Coolest thing EVER!!! You could have the most tired…

  • Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

    Did You Know You Have A Hole In Your Butt?

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    “Pheobe, did you know you have a hole in your butt?” “Yeah, duh. Everyone has a hole in their butt, even cats.” “But did you know that’s where your butt penis is?” “Um…I don’t have a butt penis.” “I’m totally joking, it’s where your poop comes out.” I have nothing else I can add to…

  • Turd Burglar

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    Turd Burglar. Go ahead, laugh. You know you want to. There is something about that phrase that, even as adults, we can’t help but laugh. No matter what definition you use, it’s funny. Even if you don’t know what it means, you laugh. Maybe it sounds funny. Maybe it brings out the 12 year old in…