Come one, come all!
You are cordially invited to the annual viewing of:
Join local doctors and medical interns as they gather around my vagina and discuss labia lengths, cervical displasea, HVP, the effects child birth has on the average American vagina, and so much MORE!
The cold hard plastic duck lips will once again be the guests of honor as they force themselves down the deep, dark cavern to the magical jewel, the cervix. Their escort for today’s viewing will be, once again, hospital grade lubrication.
Please feel free to bring a cotton swab to poke around with, as this is the most anticipated moment of the show.
Curtains will open at 1pm-ish
Unfortunately, alcoholic beverages will not be allowed during the show, but are welcome promptly afterwards.
So, if you’re free; slap on a med coat, grab your PAP kit and prescription pad, and get on down to my doctor’s office. This is an event NOT to be missed! I look forward to seeing you all there!