Once upon a time there was a dishevled single mother beautiful princess who lived alone with her two evil minions children in an old gas station a beautiful castle. She often visited a magical land called Twitter where she would chat with a nocshift worker handsome prince. The prince and princess would talk about the miserable people in their lives evil queen and warlock. After months of their chats, the prince decided it was finally time to bring the princess a cup of coffee wisk the princess away! When the prince showed up in his work clothes suit of armor the princess was immediately beside herself. After idle chat the prince did indeed whisk her away straight to the bedroom. Because their love happened so quick and without warning times got a little rocky, but their love was strong and true and the princess was a determined bitch. After fighting dragons and trolls the prince and princess’ love prevailed. Now with the princess’ two evil minions children and the prince’s dutches’ live happily on a co-parenting schedule in the old gas station beautiful castle. The End.

Thank you BF for bringing me the most wonderful cup of coffee ever two years ago today. I know our lives are crazy and stressed, but being able to kiss you every day and hear the words “I love you” make all the chaos worth it. I thank my lucky stars every day that you put up with my mood swings and over thinking. You have become my rock and my true love. May we have many more cups of coffee and years together. I love you.