Bathroom Battle – Over vs Under, You Decide

The battle of who hangs their toilet paper correctly has raged on longer than the battle between Republicans and Democrats. Does it go over the top? Obviously the correct answer. Does it go underneath? Obviously a practice of heathens. I say, for sanitary reasons, it hangs over the top. That way you’re not fumbling around the entire roll with you grubby finger tips, trying to find the bitter end. No one wants grubby finger tips on the toilet paper, which is essentially like fumbling with their crotch.

I’ve heard the argument from the heathens under people about the cat or dog can unravel the roll faster if it’s on top. Seriously? What in the hell is your cat or dog doing in the bathroom? If they are in their just to spite you, it’s possible you should reevaluate your pet parenting techniques because Fido might be mad at you.

So, I want to know your opinion especially since I keep picking on my friends about their heathen ways. Which way is the right way? Before you answer, I will leave you with the original patent for toilet paper yes, it has a patent showing the proper way to hang your anal tissue.

TP

2 thoughts on “Bathroom Battle – Over vs Under, You Decide

  1. If we are to blindly conform to a specified orientation or use with every invention then Martin Cooper would never have brought us the wonderful tool Alexander Graham Bell never did… 😉 I say under.

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  2. Most definitely over. It drives me crazy when someone puts it on wrong. I never thought about it, but I think it does have something to do with the fumbling part that makes under so wrong.

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