Author: Brandi

I remember panicking when the doctors at the hospital told me I could bring my brand new bouncing baby boy home. I didn’t want to. I wanted to stay in the hospital forever where nurses and doctors could monitor what I was doing and tell me I was doing everything right. Despite all the research…

Fuck it. A term I need to remember to use on a daily basis. The donor used to call me and probably still does the Connecticut Killjoy. He said I sucked the fun out of everything because I was too serious. And there are times but don’t tell him that I agree. I often find…

Once upon a time there was a dishevled single mother beautiful princess who lived alone with her two evil minions children in an old gas station a beautiful castle. She often visited a magical land called Twitter where she would chat with a nocshift worker handsome prince. The prince and princess would talk about the miserable…