Category: Imagination At Work

  • Not Going Anywhere

    About a month ago I decided to shut down Mommy Undressed. My kids were a little older and I no longer had poop stories or sleepless nights to talk about. I had been in a relationship with a man who more or less hated my blog and it sucked the fun out of me making fun…

  • That Is Definitely NOT A Garden Shed!

    That Is Definitely NOT A Garden Shed!

    The morning commute in my car is never short of interesting. Especially when it so accurately details the different ways my kids’ brains work. Theo: Look!!! Pheobe: *GASP* A garden shed!!! Theo: No, it’s a hawk! Look! Pheobe: Yeah…no. I’m pretty sure it’s a garden shed. It’s a little house…in a garden…soooo…it’s a garden shed.…

  • Jack and the Penis Stock

    I don’t know about other people’s kids, but mine are always chatty on the car ride to school every morning. By chatty I mean they don’t shut up from the moment I start the car to the moment I push them out the door as we slowly drive by their schools. There are mornings when…

  • Creativity Is A Process Best Served Uniquely

    I’m staying home today. Unexpectedly, but I’m home. I drove to work with all intentions of actually working, despite the itch to create something. When I got to work, I worked, had a coffee, worked, blah, blah, blah. Still itching to create something. This may or may not be a common problem on Monday mornings, or all…

  • Through The Solar System

    You say Honda Pilot, I say oversized grocery getter space ship. A nice big grey spaceship that takes me and my children for a ride through the solar system every morning. You would think that getting kids into a whistling shit can jet powered spaceship every morning would be easy, but no, it’s just like every other…