Category: Once Upon A Blogger

  • I Think I’m Done With Pee

    In my house, aside from 2 devil possessed children, there are 4 fantastically furry cats. The two oldest are brother and sister, and I regret to say that they managed to have a litter together before they could get fixed. But that’s totally normal in the animal kingdom right? Right? Any who, the other two…

  • A Scoop Of Poop Anyone?

    As any mother will tell you getting ice cream as a family when you have kids is always an experience! Especially when they don’t know how to wipe their own butts. It’s Friday, what better thing for a family of 4 to do than to go get ice cream? So that’s just what we did!…

  • Do Exactly As I Say

    My house only has one air conditioned room, the living room. This leaves the rest of the house to feel like the face of the sun, HOT! Needless to say all things that breath congregate in the living room (dubbed the Awesome Room) as much as possible. Because of the fact that there is limited…

  • Squash: The Sneaky Vegetable

    The dinner plates were on the table and my son was ready and waiting to start eating. His smile was so big as I set the plates of food on the table, he looked so happy to “finally” be able to eat! I smiled back at him and then turned to head back in the…

  • Penis: It’s a Boy Thing

    The other day I looked at my son who was pulling on his penis. When I asked him if he had to pee he said no, and walked away. He came back into the room 5 minutes later doing the same thing. “Theo, do you have to pee?” “No Mommy.” And off he went again…