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Tag: vagina

  • The Vagina Ledge

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    Brandi
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    I’d like to have a little discussion about my vagina. No, you perverts, not that kind of discussion. She doesn’t do parlor tricks like shooting ping pong balls across the room or lip sink to popular tunes from the 80’s, so don’t get yourselves too worked up from the excitement.  My vagina and I have…

  • Jack and the Penis Stock

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    Brandi
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    I don’t know about other people’s kids, but mine are always chatty on the car ride to school every morning. By chatty I mean they don’t shut up from the moment I start the car to the moment I push them out the door as we slowly drive by their schools. There are mornings when…

  • Surprise! Vagina!

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    Brandi
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    Come one, come all! You are cordially invited to the annual viewing of: SURPRISE! VAGINA! Join local doctors and medical interns as they gather around my vagina and discuss labia lengths, cervical displasea, HVP, the effects child birth has on the average American vagina, and so much MORE! The cold hard plastic duck lips will…