Author: Brandi
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Chocolate Ecstasy
I need chocolate, honest to go god chocolate. Dark. Rich. Melts in your mouth. Chocolate that causes your tongue to have an orgasm. Chocolate that dreams are made of. Chocolate sent from the gods. I want a smooth square to pass through my lips as I breath deeply and close my eyes. I want the…
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Enlisted
I blog, duh, and when I do so I may or may not……um……..elaborate tell it like it is. I’m not saying I lie I hate liars , I’m saying I play up certain aspects to get my point across. For example, I don’t really want to EAT my kids, but I do get frustrated enough…
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It’s The End Result That Counts
Ever since starting my job at my high school alma mater, I’ve wanted an opportunity to work with the students. I’ve wanted to pick their brains about their high school experiences and teach them about life after high school. I finally got the chance this week when I was asked to participate in Ethics Day…
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Too Much
Call it a sign or call it overeating but when I woke up this morning my pants didn’t fit. That little silver button that usually slid into its little home wasn’t going to slide. I tugged a little, and I sucked it in as much as I could, but that little button just didn’t want to…
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Happy Holidays from The Vassiliou’s
Happy Holidays from the Vassiliou’s I was fairly certain as an adult I would never write a holiday letter to friends and family. Once I became a mother I was positive I never would. Yet here you are, reading a holiday letter from me and the kids. Hell has officially frozen over. Our year has…
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Santa’s Ass In Relation To Cookie Consumption
It happens. Every single year, it happens. Without fail thanks to Rudolf. Christmas. I have to admit that, as an adult, I tend to be a bit of a Scrooge. I’m not 100% why I’m horrible at buying people gifts bu I am. I tend to grump around behind my children’s backs, mumbling and grumbling.…
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Shaving, Kids, and Camping Don’t Mix
It’s no secret that I am the hairiest woman you will ever meet hairy. In the past 4 months every mole on my body has decided to sprout at least one absurdly long hair from them. This includes moles on my thighs, neck, and butt. Yes, even on my butt. Then you add my ever…
Mommy Undressed 