Tag: mommy
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Telework Chronicles 2020
Today was day one of teleworking for me and virtual classroom for the kids. We had a few hiccups, the teenager somehow missed “missed” math class, and the tween forgot half his stuff when he went to his mother’s. However, I would consider today an overall success. People on the internets have been joking around…
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That Is Definitely NOT A Garden Shed!
The morning commute in my car is never short of interesting. Especially when it so accurately details the different ways my kids’ brains work. Theo: Look!!! Pheobe: *GASP* A garden shed!!! Theo: No, it’s a hawk! Look! Pheobe: Yeah…no. I’m pretty sure it’s a garden shed. It’s a little house…in a garden…soooo…it’s a garden shed.…
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Cock Swabs and Steamy Penis Creatures
I thought raising a penis person would be easy. I mean seriously, what’s there to know? Yes, there’s that whole spontaneous erection thing and wet dreams, but I didn’t think it would be much more than that. Now men, before you get your boxers in a bunch, I want to start off by saying women…
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Being A Mom Is Madness
I have to admit, I don’t always enjoy being a mother. In fact, there are some days I absolutely hate it. Those are the days I wish daycare was a 24 hour thing, and you only had to pick them up when you feel like it. The days where all I want to do is…
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To My Son On His Birthday
To my son on his birthday, It’s still hard to believe that just eight years ago you came into my life. A quiet little baby, you were put into my arms; swaddled and still. I promised you on that day I would do everything in my power to protect you and help you grow into…
Mommy Undressed 