Mommy Undressed

Author: Brandi

  • Dear Minions, Mommy does not like sharing….

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    Dear Minions, As your mother I am fully aware that you are around germs all day. You are surrounded by all your disgusting filthy little friends day in and day out. You stick your fingers in each other’s noses and touch in each other’s faces. You share cups even after your teachers told you not…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • We’ve Danced This Dance Before

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    I lick you slowly with my tongue. Slowly from base to tip. Your smoothness glides in my mouth as you satisfy me. As I close my eyes I can smell your sweetness. My lips wrap around you and take you in completely. Suddenly a salty taste fills me. Your warmth slides down my throat. I…

  • Hair, Glorious Hair….or not.

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    So here I am, Mommy Undressed….who hasn’t been ‘undressed’ in front of people, other than BF and the minions on pants off Friday, in over a year. I know what you’re thinking, why would a mommy be undressed in front of anyone? Well, when I turned 30 I was in a much different place. My…

  • Cunt [kuhnt] noun

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    Cunt [kuhnt] -noun Slang: Vulgar 1. the vulva or vagina. 2. Disparaging and Offensive. a woman. a contemptible person. 3. sexual intercourse with a woman. Origin: 1275-1325; Middle English cunte; cognate with Old Norse kunta, Old Frisian, Middle Low German, Middle Dutch kunte. So there you go, that’s what the dictionary has to say about…

  • I Could Do This All Night

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    And there you are before me. In all your black glory. Naked in front of me. I reach for you. I hold you in my hands as I bring your smooth head to my lips. Slowly you fill my mouth. I forget every time how wonderful you taste. And how full you really are. Up…

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  • What makes you a cunt: Taking back the word

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    Ok ladies, its about time we finally took back the word cunt. I know there are plenty of you out there who agree with me because we’ve talked about it on several occasions. I’m sick of this fabulous little word having such a bad reputation. So I’m here to say that I am proud to…

  • Childbirth Survival Guide: His and Hers

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    I have 2 friends expected to give birth quite early in the New Year so I feel that I have to follow up my Pregnancy Survival Guide . Those of you who have been through it know, it sucks. Honestly, even those ‘in touch with themselves’ hippy types (referring to myself) will tell you that…

  • Good Things To Come

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    Yet another year is coming to an end. I wish I could sit here and reflect back with deep insight on everything that has happened and everything I want to accomplish next year…but as you all know, that’s not really my cup of tea unless I’ve just been heart broken and left for dead. Instead…