Mommy Undressed

Month: May 2011

  • Coast Guard Remebrance

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    I used to be in the military. I spent most of my 20’s in it, almost 7 1/2 years to be exact. So you would think that when a holiday such as Memorial Day rolls around I would be able to come up with a post that tugs at your heart-strings and make you want…

  • WANTED: House boy named Fernando

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    I hate chores. I always have. I remember as a kid (living in small town Maine) having to do chores like bringing wood in for the fire, doing dishes…..cleaning my room. And it was all well and good because I got paid for it. I remember pretending to be asleep jumping at the chance to…

  • Band Aids and Preschoolers

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    I’m a woman, hence the mommy part of Mommy Undressed. And being a woman means that certain things ‘happen’ to me once a month and turn me into a raging hormonal mess. As we all know this fucking pain in the twat womanly phenomenon requires certain ‘materials’ that must be stocked at all times just incase…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • Electric Ear Cleaners: Mom Fail

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    I have vibrators. Lots of them. I like them. There, I said it and now you know. I have a bit of a collection, most of which I don’t use. Impulse buys don’t always turn out the way you hope. They add spice to the bedroom as well as spice to alone time. Instead of…

  • Something To Do, To Not Do….

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    I always usually waste my time on Fridays. As in I don’t do a damn thing productive. Most of my time is spent writing a blog for the week, like now, and searching the world wide web for…..well….I’m not really 100% sure what I search for, but I do a damn good job at it!…

  • I Think I’m Done With Pee

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    In my house, aside from 2 devil possessed children, there are 4 fantastically furry cats. The two oldest are brother and sister, and I regret to say that they managed to have a litter together before they could get fixed. But that’s totally normal in the animal kingdom right? Right? Any who, the other two…

  • A Scoop Of Poop Anyone?

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    As any mother will tell you getting ice cream as a family when you have kids is always an experience! Especially when they don’t know how to wipe their own butts. It’s Friday, what better thing for a family of 4 to do than to go get ice cream? So that’s just what we did!…

  • Do Exactly As I Say

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    My house only has one air conditioned room, the living room. This leaves the rest of the house to feel like the face of the sun, HOT! Needless to say all things that breath congregate in the living room (dubbed the Awesome Room) as much as possible. Because of the fact that there is limited…

  • Squash: The Sneaky Vegetable

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    The dinner plates were on the table and my son was ready and waiting to start eating. His smile was so big as I set the plates of food on the table, he looked so happy to “finally” be able to eat! I smiled back at him and then turned to head back in the…