Mommy Undressed

Author: Brandi

  • Lap Dance Coupons

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    Here I am, a single mom of 2, going to school full time, and ‘working’ not on the street corner smart ass part time on a serious budget. You would think that with all that I would be a serious coupon shopper. Well, you thought wrong. Here’s the deal, I’m kinda picky about what kind of…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • Stop Being Anal in the Bathroom

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    There is a lady who works at the college I attend who frequents the same bathroom I do. Every time we are in there at the same time I have to listen to her entire routine. It goes a little something like this: Wipes off toilet seat with toilet paper, flushes said toilet paper. Lays…

  • I Love You

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    “I love you.” We’ve all said it. You say it to your parents, your kids, your best friend, your significant other. Some people say it as a lie. And some people say it with every bit of their heart. Either way, we say it. I’ve even said it to my coffee at 5 o’clock in…

  • Coast Guard Remebrance

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    I used to be in the military. I spent most of my 20’s in it, almost 7 1/2 years to be exact. So you would think that when a holiday such as Memorial Day rolls around I would be able to come up with a post that tugs at your heart-strings and make you want…

  • WANTED: House boy named Fernando

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    I hate chores. I always have. I remember as a kid (living in small town Maine) having to do chores like bringing wood in for the fire, doing dishes…..cleaning my room. And it was all well and good because I got paid for it. I remember pretending to be asleep jumping at the chance to…

  • Band Aids and Preschoolers

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    I’m a woman, hence the mommy part of Mommy Undressed. And being a woman means that certain things ‘happen’ to me once a month and turn me into a raging hormonal mess. As we all know this fucking pain in the twat womanly phenomenon requires certain ‘materials’ that must be stocked at all times just incase…

  • Wordless Wednesday

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  • Electric Ear Cleaners: Mom Fail

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    I have vibrators. Lots of them. I like them. There, I said it and now you know. I have a bit of a collection, most of which I don’t use. Impulse buys don’t always turn out the way you hope. They add spice to the bedroom as well as spice to alone time. Instead of…

  • Something To Do, To Not Do….

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    I always usually waste my time on Fridays. As in I don’t do a damn thing productive. Most of my time is spent writing a blog for the week, like now, and searching the world wide web for…..well….I’m not really 100% sure what I search for, but I do a damn good job at it!…