Author: Brandi
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Furry Testicle Scarf
I’m going to start off with a question. I’ll let you decide if it’s hypothetical or not. What on earth is the purpose of a long skinny knit scarf? Four inches wide and five feet long…why? I guess it could come in handy if you partake in S & M, enjoy the occasional restraint while being…
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Surprise! Vagina!
Come one, come all! You are cordially invited to the annual viewing of: SURPRISE! VAGINA! Join local doctors and medical interns as they gather around my vagina and discuss labia lengths, cervical displasea, HVP, the effects child birth has on the average American vagina, and so much MORE! The cold hard plastic duck lips will…
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Breasts-Truth From Lies
Breasts, tatas, pillows, speed bumps, fun bags,mammories, gazongas, melons, titties, chest puppies, chesticles, mosquito bites, rib bumpers, bazongas, udders, air bags, bosom, boulders, hooters, and jugs. No matter what you call them, we all have them. My breasts. I love them…or I did love them. It’s really a rather difficult thing to deal with, breasts.…
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Creativity Is A Process Best Served Uniquely
I’m staying home today. Unexpectedly, but I’m home. I drove to work with all intentions of actually working, despite the itch to create something. When I got to work, I worked, had a coffee, worked, blah, blah, blah. Still itching to create something. This may or may not be a common problem on Monday mornings, or all…
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To My Son On His Birthday
To my son on his birthday, It’s still hard to believe that just eight years ago you came into my life. A quiet little baby, you were put into my arms; swaddled and still. I promised you on that day I would do everything in my power to protect you and help you grow into…
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Compliments-Pass It On
I have a rule in life, compliment sincerely and compliment often. We live in a fast paced world that never looks up. Everyone is either too busy or has their nose in some sort of electronic device. We have become self absorbed; distracted by online videos and social media. As we our eyes fixate on the beautiful…
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Zombie Elephants And Other Whatnots
As parents we want our kids to dream of wonderment and adventures. We want them to have dreams they are so excited for, they want to act them out all day in the back yard. This is honestly how I thought parenting would be. When I was pregnant I dreamed of waking up with my…
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I Missed Your Taste On My Lips
I missed your taste on my lips. The way you sweetly touched my tongue. Your roughness on my finger tips makes me tingle as I close my eyes. I can feel you go through me. Flowing. Moving. Your warmth fills me. My mouth is on fire as I take you in again. More. More. Give me…
Mommy Undressed 