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Ten Things
I’m totally not good at blogging under pressure. It makes me vomit a little in my mouth to tell you the truth. But when @VivInterrupted tagged me in a post and threw down the gauntlet to tell everyone 10 things about me that maybe most people don’t know, I picked it up and gladly excepted…
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An Affair To Remember
Your smell lingers in the air like the scent of heaven after you leave the room. I long for the warmth of your touch and your strong embrace. When I finally see you its as if you never left. I close my eyes and feel you on my lips. Taste you on my tongue. And…
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Man-stration
We all know what happens when you get a group of women working or living together…we all ‘sync up’. Within months we are all on the same cycle! We all go through the needy emotional week of needing constant reinforcement that our asses have not, in fact, grown 2 sizes in the course of one…
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Miya’s: A Sushi Orgasm
Before meeting me BF had never had sushi. Tragic, I know. So being the good girlfriend that I am, I made sure to introduce him to it as soon as humanly possible. It took about a month. We had a night without smallish people and headed down to the local Japanese dining establishment. Don’t get…
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Stop Being Anal in the Bathroom
There is a lady who works at the college I attend who frequents the same bathroom I do. Every time we are in there at the same time I have to listen to her entire routine. It goes a little something like this: Wipes off toilet seat with toilet paper, flushes said toilet paper. Lays…
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WANTED: House boy named Fernando
I hate chores. I always have. I remember as a kid (living in small town Maine) having to do chores like bringing wood in for the fire, doing dishes…..cleaning my room. And it was all well and good because I got paid for it. I remember pretending to be asleep jumping at the chance to…
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Something To Do, To Not Do….
I always usually waste my time on Fridays. As in I don’t do a damn thing productive. Most of my time is spent writing a blog for the week, like now, and searching the world wide web for…..well….I’m not really 100% sure what I search for, but I do a damn good job at it!…