Mommy Undressed

Author: Brandi

  • Little Golden Arches

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    Penis envy. It’s something us women know all to well. You men have it so easy with the exception of random hard ons being able to stand up and pee. You can pretty much whip it out and pee where ever you damn well please. From trees, to the backs of buildings, to side alleys.…

  • This 9 to 5 Shit is for the Birds!

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    I really thought having a 9 to 5 was going to be a lot different. I thought that finally I would be able to get my feet back on the ground and start being that mom my kids deserve. I thought that magically everything would fall into place. Boy was I wrong! (You have to…

  • The Truth Is……

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    The truth is, I don’t like folding all this laundry. The truth is, I don’t like cleaning my house to  someone else’s ‘standards’. The truth is, I don’t like doing the dishes after every meal. The truth is, I hate owning things that are brand new. The truth is, I miss how I was 6…

  • Choking On Makeshift Fairy Dust and Dressed in Pretty Princess Costumes

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    It’s hard to believe that my little house, affectionately called The Redneck Palace, is slowly transitioning form a house of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails to sugar and spice and everything nice. For the past 5 years Theo has, essentially, been the man of the house. This has meant match box cars, dinosaurs,…

  • It’s a bird, its a plane, its a…..duck poop?

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    I admit it, I have very unique children as many of you have probably already noticed. With a mommy who finds patchouli sexy and names evrything most things, you really can’t be surprised don’t judge me. So when Pheobe started saying that she poops flowers I didn’t question her. I simply smiled at her as…

  • Daddy Runs a Lot……Naked?

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    I’ve never had someone come over here to Mommy Undressed and guest post…so I’m super excited that The Adventures of Daddy Runs a Lot (aka John or @daddyrunsalot ) is popping my cherry! *giggle* I absolutely love his style of writing and always enjoys what he has to say over here on my modest blog. Sad to…

  • I Admit It….I just Don’t Get It

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    I understand that I’m unique I get that. And I understand that I don’t always ‘get’ what the average American gets. I don’t understand so many of the fads, and I sure as hell don’t understand the big whoop-to-do about most some of the artists. I’ve had it over with a couple of girlfriends about…

  • A Note To Long Lost Friends

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    I’m a mom. And as most moms know, its a crazy life we live. Married, in a relationship, or single….our ‘job’ is a crazy one. My relationship is…complicated at best. He works midnights, I work days. Our paths cross maybe an hour a day. And up until recently we were basically living two separate lives…

  • WANTED: Guest Bloggers

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    I admit the my parenting techniques can be a bit…..unusual. But that’s ok with me, and it seems to be working for my kids. Most parents aren’t perfect, we all know this. We all slip up every now and then and end up getting caught by our kids in some sort of ‘activity’ or have certain items,…

  • 140 Characters or Less:A Love Story

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    As posted on Branford Patch: I’m not quite sure where to begin in the tail that is our love story. John and I ‘met’ on Twitter almost 2 years ago when we were both going through very difficult times in our lives. And, in 140 characters or less, we formed a friendship and supported each…